Los Angeles — Coasting around the Hollywood like the cats-pajamas, Ed Asner proudly flaunts his devilishly good looks to those around him. For years, rumors have swirled that Asner’s larger-than-life ears and nose are a product of plastic surgery. A hollywood insider close to Mr. Asner claims “His nose and ears are 100% real. I promise […]
Denver, CO — Weighing his options, Peyton Manning has made the tough decision to drop his brother, Eli Manning, from his fantasy football team. “I’m not gonna make the same mistake as last year. I need someone that doesn’t fold under pressure—that’s why I picked up Tom Brady.” Tom Brady, who was suspended four games for the infamous […]
Chappaqua, New York — Racking his brain about the last time he saw Hillary Clinton, Stan Dunhill, the longtime neighbor of The Clintons spoke to the media saying, “Hillary Clinton? I haven’t heard that name in a long while. Why…she’s been dead for 13 years.” While the media has been scrambling to find more information about Mrs. […]
Los Angeles, CA — For years we have all thought it and now we are happy to confirm that Sienna Miller actually drives a Toyota Sienna minivan. “It’s my pride and joy,” said Miller. “When I’m not busy working on a movie or I’m half-way across the world modeling, I like to take this baby out for […]
We can all rest easy this weekend because we just found out that CHRIS TUCKER IS STILL ALIVE!
Washington, D.C. — In what was supposed to be a grand event quickly turned into quite an embarrassing moment for the Obama Administration as The White House’s credit card was declined at the State Dinner. The humiliating event happened just moments after President Obama had been busy entertaining The British Royal Family. Attendees could hear the […]
New York City — Too often our children are pegged with unrealistic standards when it comes to beauty. I’m happy to announce that starting today, that is no longer. Fashion Magazine has taken a vow to stop altering their cover photos and show the world what real women look like. Bravo Fashion Magazine, Bravo!
Cincinnati, OH — Racking his brain for something he may have forgotten, recently retired Walter Henderson aimlessly wanders his house looking for something, anything to do. Three weeks ago, Henderson, a 31-year veteran of the work force, decided to give it all up and focus on his long forgotten dream of finding something to do around the […]
Los Angeles, CA — Shaking with excitement, Chris Brown unveiled his new project, a restaurant called Knuckle Sandwiches. We spoke with Chris about his latest venture, “This place has been a dream of mine and it’s finally come true. Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching and Knuckle Sandwiches is my salvation. You see, I’ve […]
Hollywood — In a what appeared to be just another Julia Roberts sighting quickly turned into something nobody was expecting. As the details begin pouring out, we now understand that her teeth risked everything by displaying a front-and-center message of “HELP” for all to see. We now are aware of how that was done and […]