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5-Year-Old Can’t Make Up His God Damn Mind About Which Goat to Pet

By Mike Jaworski on November 16, 2016   Lifestyle, News  

5-Year-Old Can’t Make Up His God Damn Mind About Which Goat to Pet

Gary, IN — It was a day of tough decisions at the local petting zoo Dutch Creek Animal Park. Especially for little Bobby Mitchell Jr. who couldn’t make up his God damn mind when deciding which goat to pet. Bobby often takes his time when faced with such incredibly mundane decisions. “He pulls this shit all […]

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