Bill Murray’s Drunken, Murderous Rampage Somehow Hilarious And Endearing To Chicagoans
CHICAGO, IL — Inebriated and unhinged, Bill Murray grabbed anyone within arm’s reach unleashing a barrage of violence. While fellow out-of-towners looked on in sheer horror, local Chicagoans laughed hysterically, even cheering Mr. Murray on and posing for selfies while the rampage ensued. “I fucking love Bill Murray! The man can do no wrong,” said […]