Los Angeles — Coasting around the Hollywood like the cats-pajamas, Ed Asner proudly flaunts his devilishly good looks to those around him. For years, rumors have swirled that Asner’s larger-than-life ears and nose are a product of plastic surgery. A hollywood insider close to Mr. Asner claims “His nose and ears are 100% real. I promise […]
Los Angeles, CA — For years we have all thought it and now we are happy to confirm that Sienna Miller actually drives a Toyota Sienna minivan. “It’s my pride and joy,” said Miller. “When I’m not busy working on a movie or I’m half-way across the world modeling, I like to take this baby out for […]
Los Angeles, CA — Shaking with excitement, Chris Brown unveiled his new project, a restaurant called Knuckle Sandwiches. We spoke with Chris about his latest venture, “This place has been a dream of mine and it’s finally come true. Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching and Knuckle Sandwiches is my salvation. You see, I’ve […]
Hollywood — In a what appeared to be just another Julia Roberts sighting quickly turned into something nobody was expecting. As the details begin pouring out, we now understand that her teeth risked everything by displaying a front-and-center message of “HELP” for all to see. We now are aware of how that was done and […]
Los Angeles, CA — Shock and awe on the red carpet as Tyler Perry and Madea showed up at the same event in Hollywood, CA last night. While Perry seemed stunned, Madea seemed unfazed by the meeting. “I can’t believe it. This is amazing,” said one of the attendees. “I’m not sure whose autograph I […]
Chicago, IL — In a dimly lit backroom of a comedy club, self proclaimed “experimental comedian”, Danielle Barnes, did a full comedy set with a ukulele to a mortified audience. Apparently the novelty was too much for many of them to take. “I tried to leave halfway through—but she was eye balling me the whole […]
Hollywood — Defending itself against an incessant onslaught of criticism for it’s latest move, head of Sony’s Reboot Division, Todd Sternberg, read aloud a statement to the press, “Despite the negativity and protest from hardcore fans of the original film, the reboot of Steel Magnolias is happening. We believe the film is ready for a new generation—a generation that […]
New York City — For the past two weeks the New York City Police have received various reports of a Cosby Sweater hanging around various drugs store on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. The sightings had become so frequent that people soon took notice. We spoke to local CVS manager Brent Stevens about the sightings, […]