New York City — For the past two weeks the New York City Police have received various reports of a Cosby Sweater hanging around various drugs store on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. The sightings had become so frequent that people soon took notice. We spoke to local CVS manager Brent Stevens about the sightings, […]
Franklin, TN — 4 year old transgender Golden Retriever, Mickey, has lived a pretty normal life—until recently. Owner, Dan Heartfield, spoke about the confusion in detail explaining “Mickey has always shit on Ms. Henderson’s lawn next door, but now with new bathroom laws in place we’re not sure what to do.” “Pee-pee’s and poo-poo’s are […]
Philadelphia, PA — As the final day of the Democratic National Convention commences, many rumors were spread regarding surprise guest speakers. Just when it seemed that the hopes of many would be squashed, the audience exploded into feverish applause as a drone took to the stage to endorse Hillary Clinton for President. Many of the spectators were seen crying […]
Victoria, TX — In the age of lightning fast communication, some would risk it all for the conveniences of technology. But there is one particular Nuclear Power Facility in Victoria, Texas that has it’s concerns regarding the safety of such conveniences given the facilities proximity to a cell tower next door. Head Plutonium Explosion expert […]
Scranton, PA — Eluding to what could happen if the correct button combination wasn’t used, Joe Biden stood amped up as he shouted at a young adolescent boy playing what was said to be a tense gaming session at the local arcade. Biden was claimed to have shouted, “No! Flick the joystick, don’t tap it. Okay, […]