CROSSVILLE, TN — In a miraculous turn of events, one Trump Voter, who spent months bitching about a “rigged” election, suddenly made it his life’s work explaining the miracle of the Electoral College on Facebook. “You see, Jesus gave the Electoral College process to our founding fathers to give a voice to the little man living outside our godless cities,” he said while spitting tobacco juice into an empty homemade wine bottle.
“Really if you think about it, population don’t matter when you see most of that map area painted red.”
“Really if you think about it, population don’t matter when you see most of that map area painted red,” he continued. When pressed if he understood that the founding fathers created the Electoral College because they did not trust the dumb-shit masses, the man said, “Exactly.”
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