Santa Barbara, CA — For seven years now, Samantha Barnes, 29, has had a bad feeling that she had forgotten to do something—something very important. Unfortunately for Ms. Barnes, her nightmare came true upon the realization that she had completed college but failed to experiment with weird sex. “Weird experimental sex is why we go to college.” said Ms. Barnes. “I can’t believe I did this. What the hell do I do now? Fuck!”
“I fucking knew I forgot something—I’m such an idiot!”
Ms. Barnes’ forgetfulness appears to have gotten the better of her, “I fucking knew I forgot something—I’m such an idiot!” Sadly for Ms. Barnes and the thousands of people like her, there is nothing that can be done to turn back the hands of time. She will will forever be forced to live with the stigma and regret associated with skipping out on one of life’s greatest collegiate offerings.