Boston, MA — Clicking through the channels on her brand new 4K TV, Kimberly Marks seems to be unaware of the fact that she is watching TV in standard definition. “Honestly, it doesn’t matter to me. I can’t tell the difference,” said Kimberly. Her boyfriend, Tristan, told us how he’s brought this to her attention many times. “I showed her the difference between the standard-def channels and the hi-def ones a dozen times. She doesn’t seem to notice.”
“Honestly, it doesn’t matter to me. I can’t tell the difference.”
It seems that Kimberly is also unaware of how long high definition has been around for, “HD television is so new, I’m just not used to it,” said Kimberly. Her boyfriend, Tristan, appears to have tried everything, “Last week, I sat her down and showed her the difference between Indiana Jones on VHS and Indiana Jones on Blu-ray. She didn’t even flinch,” said Tristan as he held back tears. A Breaking Bad marathon starts up this weekend and we can only hope for Tristan’s sake that she switches to the right channel.