Los Angeles, CA — Early 2016 saw Playboys brash and controversial decision to no longer have nude models grace the covers of their magazine. However, as the year has turned into a reaping of our most celebrated famous people, the company has switched its focus to just keeping the founder and mogul alive for these […]
ATLANTA, GA — Empire Capital Firm is positioning themselves to be the nation’s leading investor in “Uber-Esque” businesses. “We have seen ten ‘It’s like Uber but for Colonics” this week alone”, explained CEO Trey Ubanks. “The key now is understanding strategy and choosing which start-up can actually deliver a water based butt release wherever a customer […]
CROSSVILLE, TN — In a miraculous turn of events, one Trump Voter, who spent months bitching about a “rigged” election, suddenly made it his life’s work explaining the miracle of the Electoral College on Facebook. “You see, Jesus gave the Electoral College process to our founding fathers to give a voice to the little man living […]