Sibling Preps For Hate Filled Speech At Thanksgiving Dinner

Lexington, KY — Twenty-two year old Scott Miller has a lot of weight on his shoulders lately, the mounting pressures at work, navigating the increasingly crazy dating world, but nothing is more important for Scott Miller than his annual hate filled speech during the holiday weekend. “I honestly can’t wait. There’s a lot of pressure to top my speech last year—and I feel it. I want my family to know that if they thought my speech last year was appallingly ignorant, just wait till this year,” Scott said with a smirk.

“A lot of things have happened in the news this year, a lot of touchy subjects, and hell, Donald Trump.  I plan on bringing them all up at dinner.  When I really think about it, it’s not necessarily what I say but when I say it—timing is key. It needs to come at a high point in the dinner—when things can’t get any better. That’s when I strike.”

“I want my family to know that if they thought my speech last year was appallingly ignorant, just wait till this year.”

The Millers have a long history of discussing the news at the dinner table calmly and respectfully. Unfortunately for the Miller family, Scott admittedly contains none of those traits. “I think I’m a lot like my mom’s brother, Uncle Karl. He was a fireworks expert. Rest in peace.”

With the holiday only a few months away, he seemed fully prepared to deal with any last minute news stories that might come up. “It’s always in the back of mind.  Sudden touchy news events may come up and I thrive on it—I live for it.”

When asked what he would like to accomplish from his 45 minute rant Scott replied, “When it comes down to it, I want my family coming away from dinner saying ‘what the hell was that all about?’”