Peyton Manning Drops Eli From Fantasy Team

Denver, CO — Weighing his options, Peyton Manning has made the tough decision to drop his brother, Eli Manning, from his fantasy football team.  “I’m not gonna make the same mistake as last year. I need someone that doesn’t fold under pressure—that’s why I picked up Tom Brady.”  Tom Brady, who was suspended four games for the infamous deflate-gate controversy is expected to play October 9th.  “I’m willing to risk it, Tom is consistent and a sure-thing points maker.”  Peyton made the tough phone call to Eli early this morning, “Eli my brotha’, how are ya? Good. Good. Listen, I dropped ya this morning. Yep, for Tom.  Look,  you’re really talented, I’m sure someone else in my league will pick ya up. Okay, appreciate ya.”