Family Watches Country Burn Through Evanescent Glow Of 60 Inch Ultra HD TV

Atlanta, GA — The seriousness of todays political climate appears to have no effect on the Johnson family as they revel in the picture quality of their newest television.  “Look at the picture on that thing—absolutely incredible,” said Mark Johnson.  Images of rioting set against the evanescent glow of ultra HD television appears to have provided the satisfaction that the young sales associate at Best Buy had promised in store.  “They told me this thing was going to look good, but man…”

“Look at that molotov cocktail burn, it looks so…real. It’s almost like it’s right here in my living room.”

The tense events unfolding on the news have only driven Mr. Johnson further away from caring. “Look at that molotov cocktail burn, it looks so…real. It’s almost like it’s right here in my living room.”  While many families are splitting apart after the most recent election, the Johnson family have been brought together thanks to the brilliant engineering of behind their 60 inch Ultra HD Television.