Couch Remnants A Deadly Reminder Of Feline Destruction

Bowling Green, KY — Throwing out what is rumored to be his third couch of the year, Kevin Reynolds sees this as a constant reminder of his cats destructive power. “The little bastard does this all the time—he bounces around, scratches shit up, and then disappears.” said Kevin.  Over the years Kevin has grown numb to his cat’s destructive ways, “Honestly, I didn’t even realize the couch was in that bad of shape until a couple of my friends pointed it out.”    

“The son of a bitch is ruining my life one piece of furniture at a time.”

The culprit behind the mayhem is a three-year-old Calico cat named Timmy. “When I first got Timmy, he could do no wrong.  Sure, there were a few scratches here or there but now…now the son of a bitch is ruining my life one piece of furniture at a time,” said Kevin.  The sadistic nature and furniture that Timmy destroys appear to have no common thread leaving anything and everything up for grabs within the confines of Kevin’s apartment.