New York City — For the past two weeks the New York City Police have received various reports of a Cosby Sweater hanging around various drugs store on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. The sightings had become so frequent that people soon took notice. We spoke to local CVS manager Brent Stevens about the sightings, “You know, I’ve heard rumors for a while now but it wasn’t until I noticed dozens of old Puddin’ Pop wrappers outside that I decided to call the cops.”
The officers knew that catching the sweater live-in-action would be difficult, but these fine officers had a plan. First, they entered an online chatroom advertising “Free Quaaludes,” then they waited. The officers didn’t have to wait long until they got a hit under the assumed chat name of “Jazzsweats69.”
“Jibbidy Boo-Bop-Beep, Let’s Go To Sleep” – Cosby Sweater
“We knew we had a real sicko on our hands, we just weren’t sure it was a Cosby sweater until it began making comments like, ‘Jibbidy Boo-Bop-Beep, Let’s Go To Sleep,’ that’s when we knew we had the right sweater,” says chief of police Saul Harrington.
After setting a time and place, the Cosby Sweater was easily apprehended giving the worried neighborhood a much needed sigh of relief. However, further investigation found that there are still numerous unaccounted for Cosby Sweaters on the loose. “We want the public to know that many of these Cosby Sweaters are still out there and that the public needs to be vigilant. If you see anything exuberantly colored and dancing to jazz we urge you to please call the New York City Police Department.”
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