LOS ANGELES, CA — Unable to live a life unaccompanied, a recently canceled television show desperately shacked up with the first willing network, vowing to do anything it takes to make things happen like the disgusting little streetwalker that it is. “I’ve never seen a canceled show turn tricks this quick before,” said entertainment expert, Phil Rosenstein. “As little as a few years ago, canceled shows would simply disappear in order to save face. Nowadays, you see ’em all over town willing to demoralize themselves, acting like nothing ever happened. It’s sickening.”
“I’ve never seen a cancelled show turn tricks this quick before”
According to those involved, it only took 11 hours for the new coupling to occur. Buyers like Netflix and Amazon are rumored to be unrelenting in their undying pursuit of collecting used and canceled TV shows for their sick pleasure. While many canceled shows have decided to live out the rest of its days on the edge of obscurity in an attempt to achieve cult-like status, others have sadly chosen the life of slutting itself around town while squeezing what very little is left from its entertainment tit.
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