DALTON, GA — Fondly remembering about what life was like before President Trump, Robert Byers was quick to tear up upon realizing his current standing within society. “The last two weeks have been sobering to say the least,” said Byers. Being a life-long caucasian asshole, Mr. Byers is no stranger to criticism. “Listen, I get it. I’m as hate-filled as the next dickhead, but the kind of shit that Trump is pulling is starting to make it really difficult for us assholes.”
“One asshole ruins it for the rest of us.”
Mr. Byers seemed broken up about President Trump’s most recent immigration ban. “Look, I’m an asshole, not a monster.” Mr. Byers went on to distance himself from our now President, “I want to make it very clear that President Trump’s actions do not reflect the views of myself or other assholes out there.” Mr. Byers left is with some parting words, “You can’t let all of your hate out at once. It’s not good for anybody. One asshole ruins it for the rest of us.”
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