Boy And Ironic T-Shirt Become One

Tulsa, OK — Walking the the hallways with a newfound swagger, Ryan Trenton of Grassland Middle School happily sports his newly acquired ironic t-shirt that reads, “Chinchillin”.  “I’ve had a lot—and I mean a lot—of ironic t-shirts in the past, but this one feels perfect.  It’s almost as if I’ve been wearing this shirt my whole life,” says Trenton.  

“From now on, this shirt is a part of me and I’m forever a part of it.”

Many stores have recently opened up at The Grassland Hills Mall, one of which being The Hot Topic.  “Yeah, sometimes I scout Hot Topic for sweet rags.  This sweet baby I’m wearing right now…I found in the dumpster.  It was meant to be.  From now on, this shirt is a part of me and I’m forever a part of it,” says Ryan.  “I’ve never seen such a brilliant and ironically funny word to describe who I am as a person than ‘Chinchillin’.”  Ryan, who is currently riding in the gray area of “Cool” at Grassland Middle School, is hoping his new shirt will push him over the edge.