New York City — Roger Goodell announced this morning that starting this week the NFL will be replacing the long-standing butt slap with a tender French kiss. The announcement by Mr. Goodell came as a shock to many, “We are aware how popular the congratulatory butt slap is to those in the NFL but we have decided to move in another direction. The French kiss is the wave of the future and we expect everyone to adapt to it quickly and without hesitation.” This appears to be one more example of Mr. Goodell pushing the NFL into the 21st Century.
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