Biden Shouts Correct Techniques During Tense Game At Local Arcade

Scranton, PA — Eluding to what could happen if the correct button combination wasn’t used, Joe Biden stood amped up as he shouted at a young adolescent boy playing what was said to be a tense gaming session at the local arcade. Biden was claimed to have shouted, “No! Flick the joystick, don’t tap it. Okay, now press A—press A!” 

The incident reportedly got so heated that the Vice President attempted to step in on the young man’s dime in order to show him the correct technique only to be pulled away by the local owner. Witness’s claimed to have heard the owner talking to Mr. Biden, “Listen, I’ve told you not to come around here anymore. I’m tired of you hanging around here and getting in on paying customers’ games.”

“No! Flick the joystick, don’t tap it. Okay, now press A—press A!”

Vice President Biden was said to have exchanged harsh words with the owner before knocking over a trash can and exiting.  Many of the customers were unfazed as we soon learned from the owner that this happens quite frequently. “Joe comes in here a lot, waits around for someone to play, criticizes their technique then tries to jump in all the while avoiding paying.”