Chris Brown Opens New Restaurant: Knuckle Sandwiches

Los Angeles, CA — Shaking with excitement, Chris Brown unveiled his new project, a restaurant called Knuckle Sandwiches.  We spoke with Chris about his latest venture, “This place has been a dream of mine and it’s finally come true. Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching and Knuckle Sandwiches is my salvation.  You see, I’ve always tried my best to spread my ‘Knuckle Sandwiches’ to everyone I came across, be it strangers, close friends, or even girlfriends—and now I have that opportunity.”  As part of the grand opening, Knuckle Sandwiches made a promise to give back to the community, “As an upstanding citizen, I have decided to donate all of the first months proceeds to my next victim.”