Carlos Mencia Statue Removed From Comedy Central Headquarters

NEW YORK CITY — Declaring this to be the start of a new era, Comedy Central has removed the long-standing statue of the once popular Carlos Mencia.  “While we recognize our rich comedic history, we must also be held accountable for the mistakes we have made along the way,” said Comedy Central President Ross Neumann.

“The statue will be destroyed in an effort to move forward and improve relations with those affected by Mr. Mencia.”

Newmann also vowed that the statue will be destroyed at an undisclosed location.  “The statue will be destroyed in an effort to move forward and improve relations with those affected by Mr. Mencia’s nauseating, dumb-downed brand of comedy.”  While removing the statue will ease the pain of many, it appears that is up to us as a society to forget the painful phrase coined by Mr. Mencia, “Der Der Der.”

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