Transgender Dog Confused Which Lawn It Can Poop On

Franklin, TN — 4 year old transgender Golden Retriever, Mickey, has lived a pretty normal life—until recently. Owner, Dan Heartfield, spoke about the confusion in detail explaining “Mickey has always shit on Ms. Henderson’s lawn next door, but now with new bathroom laws in place we’re not sure what to do.”

“Pee-pee’s and poo-poo’s are very serious and we treat them as such.”

As bathroom laws have been popping up all over the country, the confusion only grows deeper. “Pee-pee’s and poo-poo’s are very serious and we treat them as such” says creator of the law Stan Mitchell. Critics of the law argue that these new bathroom laws could cause mass confusion leading canines everywhere to shitting in the middle of the street.

“There was a little brown spot in the corner. That was Mickey’s favorite spot,” Dan added while holding back tears. For now it seems that Mickey might have to find a new spot until the laws are repealed.