Trump Writers’ Room Scrambles As Mid-Season Ratings Tank

Trump Writers’ Room Scrambles As Mid-Season Ratings Tank

WASHINGTON D.C. — Record low ratings for Mr. Trump have sent his team of writers back to the drawing board where sources tell us they are grasping for straws, coming up with any and all ideas in an effort to avoid cancelation.  “I got it!,” exclaimed one of the newer writers.  “How about Mr. Trump attacks […]