Capital Investment Firm Is Lousy with “It’s The Uber For” Pitch Meetings

Capital Investment Firm Is Lousy with “It’s The Uber For” Pitch Meetings

ATLANTA, GA — Empire Capital Firm is positioning themselves to be the nation’s leading investor in “Uber-Esque” businesses. “We have seen ten ‘It’s like Uber but for Colonics” this week alone”, explained CEO Trey Ubanks. “The key now is understanding strategy and choosing which start-up can actually deliver a water based butt release wherever a customer […]