Julia Roberts Teeth Display Harrowing Message In Desperate Rescue Attempt

Hollywood — In a what appeared to be just another Julia Roberts sighting quickly turned into something nobody was expecting. As the details begin pouring out, we now understand that her teeth risked everything by displaying a front-and-center message of “HELP” for all to see. We now are aware of how that was done and the suffering that the mouth full of wonders went through.

“Last week we were due for what would be our routine third whitening of the week. We had to do something and we needed our message to be heard.”

“The abuse…the abuse was awful. Two decades ago she (Roberts) promised us this charade would soon be over and that the abuse would stop,” says Roberts Teeth. “The amount of bleaching and laser whitenings that we’ve gone through has really taken its toll. Between all of the talk show appearances and all the phony laughing in her movies…we had enough. She was a fucking monster behind closed doors—you have no idea.”

Our investigation team dug deeper and found out that in 2001 her then boyfriend, Benjamin Bratt, filed abuse charges in an effort to gain custody of her teeth. Unfortunately, it appears that the Los Angeles County Police helped to dismiss the charges leading to decades of more abuse.

When asked about the risky cry out for help, the teeth replied, “Last week we were due for what would be our routine third whitening of the week. We had to do something and we needed our message to be heard.” 

When asked about the future the teeth replied, “Our nightmare is finally over and it’s time to start living our lives. We know for a fact that there are far too many of us out there that don’t have their voice heard and we plan on starting a charity organization that sends a clear message to Hollywood that this abuse is not to be tolerated any longer.”