CHARLOTTE, NC — Upset with his most recent public address, The Retarded Impressionists Organization, known as the R.I.O., have take a strong stance against President Trump after they have yet to see the needs of their organization met. The R.I.O. has officially pulled their endorsement and are quickly spreading the word that President Trump is a manipulative liar. “We feel duped to say the least. He’s had a full six weeks in The White House and he has yet to do a single impersonation of a retarded person—not a one!”, said R.I.O. spokesman, Will Barlar.
“We were promised a steady stream of impressions of retarded people and he has yet to fulfill his end of the bargain.”
The R.I.O. gathered last week knowing that it had to make some tough decisions. “We were promised a steady stream of impressions of retarded people and he has yet to fulfill his end of the bargain.” Some members of the R.I.O. feel that he deserves more time. “Listen, give him more time. The insulting gestures, the voice—it’ll come back to him. I can guarantee that,” said a more optimistic member. They seem dead set and united on holding Mr. Trump to his promise as they are currently organizing a protest, inviting anyone and everyone that impersonates and ridicules the mentally handicapped to show the president exactly how they feel.