Maury Reveals Lie Detector Results Live At Debate

Maury Reveals Lie Detector Results Live At Debate

Long Island, NY  — Writhing with anticipation, Maury Povich revealed the results from the candidates live via a lie detector test at Hofstra University.  Donald Trump has been fighting live fact checking at the first debate to no avail.

“Donald, you said that you don’t hate all muslims—the lie detector determined that was a lie.”

“Donald, you said that you don’t hate all muslims—the lie detector determined that was a lie.”  Mr. Trump was quick to dismiss the results, “The results are rigged.  Maury interacts with muslims all the time on his show, there’s no way he can’t be biased.  Is Maury a terrorist? I don’t know.  I would never say that—but some might.” 

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