Local Sicko Enjoys Candy Corn

Minneapolis, MN — Savoring the flavor from his latest bite, Hank Paulson proudly displayed his love for candy corn at the neighborhood Halloween party. “What can I say, they’re delicious,” says Paulson.  Hank, a usually quite guy, is unable to hide his true colors when candy corn is in play. “There’s something about the taste of stale chemicals that gets me.”

“There’s something about the taste of stale chemicals and high fructose corn syrup that gets me.”

Hank has always had a knack for liking candy that most people find disgusting.  “I also like Peeps, Cadbury Creme Eggs, and Circus Peanuts. One of my favorite things is to blend Cradbury Cream Eggs and candy corn together and then drink it with a straw.”  Hank has built quite the reputation surrounding his love for candy corn.  “Last year I had my way with the candy corn.  For some reason this year, they didn’t put it out, luckily I brought my own.”