Los Angeles, CA — Early 2016 saw Playboys brash and controversial decision to no longer have nude models grace the covers of their magazine. However, as the year has turned into a reaping of our most celebrated famous people, the company has switched its focus to just keeping the founder and mogul alive for these last couple of days as Mr. Hefner often spends much of his time hold up in a bomb shelter.
“Leave it to old Hugh to want next year’s Oscars “In Memoriam” all to himself.”
“Playboy at its core is selling a lifestyle,” said PR Executive Bugs Seemore. “How will that lifestyle look wearing a smoking jacket in a coffin”? As rumors of Hefner’s declining health swirling, he was unavailable for comment, but leave it to old Hugh to want next year’s Oscars “In Memoriam” all to himself.
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