Gillette Introduces New 27 Blade Razor

Gillette Introduces New 27 Blade Razor

BOSTON, MA — In an attempt to revitalize the shaving industry, Gillette appears to done it again by introducing the world to it’s 27 blade razor.  Gillette’s leading scientist, Miles Franco,  spoke with us about the breakthrough design.  “With our patented 27 blade technology, you get a clean shave and then some.  Weaker 5 blade razors don’t penetrate the skin’s many under-layers, but with the 27 blade razor—your ensured a smooth under-skin scraping,” said Franco.  While some critics have been calling it “excessive”, Gillette appears confident that America will jump on the super multi-blade band wagon as quick as possible. 

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