Gay Man Grows Stronger As He Absorbs Yet Another Hamilton Set

Gay Man Grows Stronger As He Absorbs Yet Another Hamilton Set

NEW YORK CITY — Mouthing the words to every song and clenching his fists with a look of absolute power, local gay resident, Christian Rhodes, absorbed yet another Hamilton set.  “Godddd yes!,” said Rhodes while taking it all in.  Rhodes, a long standing supporter of Broadway, has sold everything and cashed in all favors in order to see the hit Broadway musical multiple times.  “This is where I belong. This is my calling.” said Rhodes. 

“I will COMPLETE MY DESTINY!”

The multiple viewings have given Rhodes an odd side effect of growing stronger with each passing viewing. “Just a few more and I’ll be ready,” said Rhodes with an evil grin.  As Christian’s funds begin to dwindle and the average price of tickets sky rocket , he seems confident that he will continue to be in the viewing audience.  “I’ll find a way. I will grow STRONGER! I will COMPLETE MY DESTINY!”

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