Fox News Introduces New Host Phil O’Malley

Fox News Introduces New Host Phil O’Malley

NEW YORK CITY — Fox News is proud to introduce its newest host, Phil O’Malley.  Fox News co-president, Jack Abernathy, spoke to reporters with a grin saying, “You could say that Phil O’Malley and I have been friends for a while now.”  He went on to say that “He’s got the attitude we like and has absolutely no record of sexual harassment whatsoever.”

“You could say that Phil O’Malley and I have been friends for a while now.”

For a while now, Fox News has been distancing itself from the most recent allegations of sexual harassment against its once heavy hitting and recently fired host, Bill O’Reilly.  “If you search for Phil O’Malley, zero allegations of sexual harassment pop up.  Hell, if you google him, you might not find anything at all,” said Abernathy while laughing maniacally.

 

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