Los Angeles, CA — Recent high school graduate and daughter of a famous celebrity, Caroline Brillstein, has made the bold decision to enter the entertainment industry. Ms. Brillstein, who requested we call her by her new stage name, Cayenne, had this to say about her decision, “Look, I could be a lawyer, or a doctor, or whatever. But I have a bigger purpose in life.”
“We feel that at this point this might be Caroline, I mean Cayenne’s, best option.”
Cayenne’s father appears to be fully supportive of her decision, “We feel that at this point this might be Caroline, I mean Cayenne’s, best option.” When asked what part of the industry she plans on entering she replied, “I’m either gonna be a model, an actress, or a singer. Or maybe I’ll just get a little dog and get fucked up.” While particulars are still up in the air, the world will soon be subjected to what we assume will be countless songs, television shows, and scandals by an eighteen-year-old named Cayenne.