Drone Gives Rousing Speech At DNC

Drone Gives Rousing Speech At DNC

Philadelphia, PA — As the final day of the Democratic National Convention commences, many rumors were spread regarding surprise guest speakers.  Just when it seemed that the hopes of many would be squashed, the audience exploded into feverish applause as a drone took to the stage to endorse Hillary Clinton for President.  Many of the spectators were seen crying […]

Nuclear Facility Worries About Cell Phone Tower Next Door

Nuclear Facility Worries About Cell Phone Tower Next Door

  Victoria, TX — In the age of lightning fast communication, some would risk it all for the conveniences of technology. But there is one particular Nuclear Power Facility in Victoria, Texas that has it’s concerns regarding the safety of such conveniences given the facilities proximity to a cell tower next door.  Head Plutonium Explosion expert […]

Biden Shouts Correct Techniques During Tense Game At Local Arcade

Biden Shouts Correct Techniques During Tense Game At Local Arcade

Scranton, PA — Eluding to what could happen if the correct button combination wasn’t used, Joe Biden stood amped up as he shouted at a young adolescent boy playing what was said to be a tense gaming session at the local arcade. Biden was claimed to have shouted, “No! Flick the joystick, don’t tap it. Okay, […]