Madea And Tyler Perry Show Up At Same Event

Madea And Tyler Perry Show Up At Same Event

Los Angeles, CA — Shock and awe on the red carpet as Tyler Perry and Madea showed up at the same event in Hollywood, CA last night. While Perry seemed stunned, Madea seemed unfazed by the meeting. “I can’t believe it. This is amazing,” said one of the attendees. “I’m not sure whose autograph I […]

Beykeeper Tends To Beyhive

Beykeeper Tends To Beyhive

Atlanta, GA — Wandering the streets aimlessly until the Beyoncé concert this weekend,  fans of The Queen Bey had to be rounded up and tended to by a specialty Beykeeper.  “Technically they can live without me, but I tend to make things a little easier for them.  They tend to grow aggressive when they leave their natural […]

Comedian Does Full Set With Ukulele To Horrified Audience

Comedian Does Full Set With Ukulele To Horrified Audience

Chicago, IL — In a dimly lit backroom of a comedy club, self proclaimed “experimental comedian”, Danielle Barnes, did a full comedy set with a ukulele to a mortified audience. Apparently the novelty was too much for many of them to take. “I tried to leave halfway through—but she was eye balling me the whole […]

CRUISE CONTROL: Tom, Ted, and Penelope Pose For A Family Photo

CRUISE CONTROL:  Tom, Ted, and Penelope Pose For A Family Photo

Malibu, CA — It’s been so long since the three of them have been in the same room together.  Luckily for us this picture was taken at the 4th Annual Cruise/Cruz Family Reunion.   Let’s celebrate this happy moment by letting this picture of the family reunion sink in and also by remembering those Cruise/Cruz’s who […]

Outrage As Sony Set To Reboot Steel Magnolias Starring All-Male Cast

Outrage As Sony Set To Reboot Steel Magnolias Starring All-Male Cast

Hollywood — Defending itself against an incessant onslaught of criticism for it’s latest move, head of Sony’s Reboot Division, Todd Sternberg, read aloud a statement to the press, “Despite the negativity and protest from hardcore fans of the original film, the reboot of Steel Magnolias is happening. We believe the film is ready for a new generation—a generation that […]

Cosby Sweater Taken Down In Police Sting Operation

Cosby Sweater Taken Down In Police Sting Operation

New York City — For the past two weeks the New York City Police have received various reports of a Cosby Sweater hanging around various drugs store on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.  The sightings had become so frequent that people soon took notice.  We spoke to local CVS manager Brent Stevens about the sightings, […]