Carlos Mencia Statue Removed From Comedy Central Headquarters

Carlos Mencia Statue Removed From Comedy Central Headquarters

NEW YORK CITY — Declaring this to be the start of a new era, Comedy Central has removed the long-standing statue of the once popular Carlos Mencia.  “While we recognize our rich comedic history, we must also be held accountable for the mistakes we have made along the way,” said Comedy Central President Ross Neumann. […]

Oscar Acceptance Speech Given At Political Award Show

Oscar Acceptance Speech Given At Political Award Show

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Shock and awe as audience members at The Politician’s Choice Awards had to bear witness to a painful Oscar acceptance speech.  “Wow! I’m in shock right now. Growing up, I used to lie in bed and dream about this moment.  I don’t even have words for this.” said the winner pulling out a […]

Hugh Hefner Looking To Get Out Of 2016 Alive

Hugh Hefner Looking To Get Out Of 2016 Alive

Los Angeles, CA — Early 2016 saw Playboys brash and controversial decision to no longer have nude models grace the covers of their magazine. However, as the year has turned into a reaping of our most celebrated famous people, the company has switched its focus to just keeping the founder and mogul alive for these […]

Gay Man Grows Stronger As He Absorbs Yet Another Hamilton Set

Gay Man Grows Stronger As He Absorbs Yet Another Hamilton Set

NEW YORK CITY — Mouthing the words to every song and clenching his fists with a look of absolute power, local gay resident, Christian Rhodes, absorbed yet another Hamilton set.  “Godddd yes!,” said Rhodes while taking it all in.  Rhodes, a long standing supporter of Broadway, has sold everything and cashed in all favors in order to see […]

Daughter Of Celebrity Enters Entertainment Industry

Daughter Of Celebrity Enters Entertainment Industry

Los Angeles, CA — Recent high school graduate and daughter of a famous celebrity, Caroline Brillstein, has made the bold decision to enter the entertainment industry.  Ms. Brillstein, who requested we call her by her new stage name, Cayenne,  had this to say about her decision, “Look, I could be a lawyer, or a doctor, or […]

Ed Asner Sets Unrealistic Standard Of Beauty For Men

Ed Asner Sets Unrealistic Standard Of Beauty For Men

Los Angeles — Coasting around the Hollywood like the cats-pajamas, Ed Asner proudly flaunts his devilishly good looks to those around him.  For years, rumors have swirled that Asner’s larger-than-life ears and nose are a product of plastic surgery.  A hollywood insider close to Mr. Asner claims “His nose and ears are 100% real. I promise […]

No Way!: Sienna Miller Drives A Toyota Sienna

No Way!:  Sienna Miller Drives A Toyota Sienna

Los Angeles, CA — For years we have all thought it and now we are happy to confirm that Sienna Miller actually drives a Toyota Sienna minivan.  “It’s my pride and joy,” said Miller.  “When I’m not busy working on a movie or I’m half-way across the world modeling, I like to take this baby out for […]

Chris Brown Opens New Restaurant: Knuckle Sandwiches

Chris Brown Opens New Restaurant: Knuckle Sandwiches

Los Angeles, CA — Shaking with excitement, Chris Brown unveiled his new project, a restaurant called Knuckle Sandwiches.  We spoke with Chris about his latest venture, “This place has been a dream of mine and it’s finally come true. Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching and Knuckle Sandwiches is my salvation.  You see, I’ve […]