Kansas City, MO — Intending to map an ant’s daily routine, a new study has concluded that Ants spend most of their day burning random shit with a magnifying glass. The lead scientist behind the experiment, Meredith Groff, described the behavior as being “kind of badass.”
“They seem to enjoy the hell out of it”
The experiment quickly came to the conclusion that ants, once observed in their natural environment, grew bored, grabbed a magnifying glass, and began the process of using the sun’s ultra powerful rays to burn shit that was smaller than them. “They seem to enjoy the hell out of it,” added Groff.